She believed she could
so she did


We had a fecal release in the pool this afternoon. We’re currently
shocking (superchlorinating) the pool to ensure the water is safe for
swimming. Until the shocking cycle completes (12-24h), the pool will
remain closed with keycard access disabled.
Please do not attempt to enter the pool during this time, as the
chlorine levels are extremely high while the pool is closed.
Fecal release? Really? Ugggh. Thank goodness it was my weekend to work and I didn’t have to witness said fecal release.